MR. FANTASTIC - Is Mitt Romney Reed Richards???
DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY - Bought more than 2K MRAP (mine resistant armored vehicles) to patrol America. Feel safe?
MR. BEAN FOR PRESIDENT - Thats it. I am voting for Sidious.
'LIKE MR.BEAN, ONLY AMERICAN!' - London 2012: Romney at the Olympics.
MR BEAN - Latest candidate In the race to Number 10
HEY MR. PRESIDENT!!! - Real leaders don't care more about their television guest appearances when there is an International Crisis!
Thank You, Dear Leader -
MR. ROGERS - That red sweater was the perfect symbol for his smug sense of self-entitlement and socialist propaganda.
WE HAVE IMPORTANT STUFF TO DO -
FEELING DEPRESSED? - Just consider what its like to be Mr. Pelosi. Feel Better Now?
YOU DON'T LOOK TOO COOL LATELY MR. PRESIDENT - Wonder how many Americans wish Netanyahu was our President
OBAMA'S ECONOMY - Teetering on the bring of disaster.
" OBAMA WILL RELEASE 30 MILLION BARRELS OF OIL FROM THE STRATEGIC PETROLEUM RESERVE " - The US uses around 18.5 million barrels a day.That's WOW TWO days worth!How Much cost refilling 30 Million Barrels?
JANETALIA NAPOLITANO - Visually shows TSA agents the "Charmin method" for TSA pat downs. Mr. Whipple would be proud!
OBAMA PARTIES WHILE THE WORLD BURNS - Hmmmm, History does repeat itself
SOME GUY ONCE TOLD ME - "I'm a republican but I vote my conscious" I asked him, "how can you do both?"
"LIBERAL DEMOCRATS" - Don't worry, they're more likely to take away your Twisted Sister, Frank Zappa, and John Denver albums than your guns.
"BUT THEY LOOK SO SOFT" - Mrs Obama meets Princess Kate and immediately gaurantees no US 1st lady will ever be invited to the palace again
Shame on you -
ROMNEY SAYS HE PAID AT LEAST 13 CENTS IN TAXES FOR LAST 10 YEARS - Money can't buy you everything.
REMEMBER WHEN -
ROMNEY IS A LYING MITTHEAD - Romney makes lying look fun!
Barry, Hillary & de Blasio -
Just The Good Ol' Comrades -
Obama Releases Terrorist From Gitmo Who Said He Would Kill Americans If He Was Released -
Dhimmi De Blasio -
Comrade de Blasio’s Latest Statement of Pure Genius -
Mr. Ethanol Subsidy -
Comrade President Sanders -
Mr. Bankruptcy -
New York Times Rape Hypocrisy -
Hypocrisy, Thy Name Is Comrade De Blasio -